Pro skateboarder takes a glide through White House - Yahoo! News: "Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk on Friday took a brief ride at the White House as part of a Father's Day celebration.
Hawk, 41, skated in the grand foyer and the nearby Old Executive Office Building, with the permission of White House officials."
I know. Let's have the town hall meeting on health care moderated by Jerry Springer. We could have a transsexual arguing with a Ron Paul supporter and they could throw chairs at each other, and The One would be the moderator. He would stand there with a mike smirking at the audience. And Arnold Schwarzenegger could be the bouncer. What do you think? It would be cool.