Saturday, October 30, 2010

Getting balmy in Palm Beach

— To some people they were just ducks. To Robert and Blain Aymond they were feces-spewing, orchid-eating disease bags with wings.

The webbed-foot menaces tore up the lawn and pool screens at their lakefront home in the Frenchman's Landing community near Palm Beach Gardens, defecating, copulating and squawking with brazen aplomb.

The horror! If it seems that people who live in Privatopia have too much time on their hands and need to get a life, this story only reinforces that perception. Where else do neighbors fight each other over a bunch of ducks?

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Monday, October 25, 2010

There better be skin: Nudist HOA claims resident clothed too much

LUTZ, Fla., Oct. 25 (UPI) -- The homeowners association of a Florida nudist park wants to evict a disabled resident said to be disruptive and not nude often enough.
You can't make up some of the stuff like this that comes out of Privatopia. Read the rest of the story here.