Lawyer Passes Out In Neighbor's Trash Can - Sacramento News Story - KCRA Sacramento: "JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. -- A southern Indiana lawyer said he's embarrassed and has apologized for being found asleep headfirst in a neighbor's trash can after a night of drinking."
He says he had "about four drinks and his memory ends there." I would say that stretches the meaning of "about" to the breaking point.
Thanks to Fred Pilot for this slice of lawyer life.