Sunday Express | Odd News :: Man pulls tap from eye as doctors dither: "A MAN was rushed to hospital after a bathroom fall left a tap and 16 inches of pipework impaled in his face.

But Yi Zhao from China eventually ripped the tap out himself because surgeons spent three hours trying to find a plumber to remove it.

The 57 year old said: “I was tired of waiting and all they wanted to do was talk.” A CT scan revealed several fractures but no brain or nerve damage."
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Anybody who can come up with a tougher nut than Yi Zhao, step forward.

And that line will go down in history: "I was tired of waiting, and all they wanted to do was talk."