Romeo, Michigan: site of the world's first ranch-style condominiums...??
Fred Pilot found this, but don't ask me how (update: The trail leads back to the HOAS Yahoo newsgroup, where Nancy Levy posted it originally). The Michigan Department of Oxymorons will have to OK this proposal, I think. I guess the idea must be to string the condos together in a nice, rambling, single-story, line?

During the Planning Commission public hearing on the request in November, Anthony Lombardo of Michibay West told the commission that ranch-style condominiums were planned for the property.