Saturday, March 28, 2009

Right To Privacy Not Guaranteed By Constitution, Says Supreme Court Justice Peeking In Bathroom Window | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Right To Privacy Not Guaranteed By Constitution, Says Supreme Court Justice Peeking In Bathroom Window | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "'After careful consideration, it is this justice's finding that there is no specific mention of the right to privacy in any of the 27 amendments,' Alito whispered, before furtively looking around and then jimmying Daltry's bathroom window ajar with a penknife. 'A rigorous originalist interpretation of the pertinent statutory language has yielded the conclusion that privacy is not now, nor has it ever been, a federally protected liberty.'"
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Thanks to Chris Olson for this enlightening story from The Onion.

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