Sunday, June 29, 2008

The BIG One - WTAM 1100

I'm from FEMA and I'm here to help you...: "(Cedar Rapids) According to police a contracted FEMA housing inspector nearly hit a Penford Products employee with his car and then got out of the car slamming the man with a golf club.

FEMA housing inspector Vincent Koley, 74, was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon after the 11:30 a.m. incident, the Cedar Rapids Police Department reported.

Koley stopped the car and jumped out, police said. Tom Kramer told him to slow down and that he was in the cross walk. Koley replied that 'he didn't have to slow down, he was with FEMA,' police said. The two argued for a minute, and when Kramer turned to walk away, Koley took a golf club out of his car and struck Kramer across the arm, breaking the golf club."

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Yeah, and don't eat tomatoes, either. Well, maybe it's not the tomatoes, but don't eat them anyway. And get out of the way, because FEMA is coming through.

We are the federal government, here to help you.

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