Woman crashes into water, saves coffee - Yahoo! News: "OAKLAND, Calif. - A woman is safe after losing control of her car and accidently driving into the waters of the Oakland Estuary. But on the upside, she saved her morning coffee. Authorities say the car went into the water a little after 6 a.m. Thursday after its 22-year-old driver apparently lost control of her car while reaching for a cell phone."
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And she waded ashore "still cradling her coffee cup." One hopes that the cell phone is permanently impacted somewhere inside her otherwise empty skull.
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