KIROTV.com - News - Pink Flamingo Yard Ornaments Returned
Thank goodness. I was getting worried.

CENTRALIA, Wash. -- Five pink flamingo yard ornaments have returned to Tom Singer's home in Centralia as mysteriously as they disappeared.Singer says he found the ornaments on his porch last week with no note or explanation. When they were taken a week earlier, the bird-napper left a message demanding a ransom of candy bars be left in a mailbox or, it warned, pink heads would roll. Singer didn't pay. Instead he left a note saying to read the police blotter in the newspaper.