BBC NEWS | UK | England | North Yorkshire | Rhubarb attack in family feuding
See? I told you so. Ban guns, they turn to knives. Ban knives (see below) and they turn to...rhubarb. Now when they ban rhubarb, it will be asparagus.

A woman attacked her elderly brother with rhubarb over a family feud, a North Yorkshire court has heard. William Porter, 72, suffered double vision and needed painkillers after Margaret Porter threw three sticks of rhubarb at him, hitting him in the eye.