'I'M BANNED FOR LIFE': (from Bristol, UK)
A Golf club has banned a player for life after he wrote a message in its visitors' book insulting the state of the course. Tony Rooke, from Bradley Stoke, was attending a wake at Shirehampton Park Golf Club, in Park Hill, where he used to be a member, when he says he saw some dandelions growing on the bunker by the 18th green. On leaving the club Mr Rooke - who admits he had "a few drinks" - wrote a message in the book which said: "The course looks like a tip"...He wrote a letter apologising for his behaviour - but was then told that he would no longer be welcome at the Shirehampton club because of his "improper and offensive entry" in the book.
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