Diaperless Babies Seen As Earth-Friendly Solution -- 04/22/2004
"There is a way to have a baby and NOT use diapers," says one website advocating diaperless babies. Parents are urged to get in tune with their infant's body signals and hold babies over toilets, buckets and shrubbery or any other convenient receptacle when nature calls.

No, thank you. Please go away. Live in a forest and let your kids poop outdoors if you like, but you are herewith banished from public discourse for life. I have put this to a vote. Isabel, age 6, says, "That's crazy." Conor, age 6, says, "It's insane."